Women vs Men

got it from my sister....and just wanna share it here :)

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.


WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"



WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase..
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television
set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.."


W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee.."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
........."HEBREWS"


God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Congrats, Hey! you are a mother now!

So happy to see my friend, Wan dah jadi mak budak now! Congrats to her & hubby. Asyraf is so cute. Wan Asyraf Bin Mohd Ariff was born on 11.10.2009 through Cesarean and his weight..3.75kg. Uishh berat tu! Welcome to the world baby boy! selamat berpantang wan! i know it's not easy but all the best to you!

Aww...so soothing...!

Sangat Pemalas

Saya adalah sangat pemalas , semuanya gara gara...

ni semua sebab budak budak pcmc, kan dah teraddicted dengan farm ville.
But this one dah di consider di tinggalkkan....tak terkejar nak jaga semua :) farmtownku dah bersarang agaknyer...hehehe. Hubby pun dah tak main. Serious wey, once you play, mesti tak nak tinggalkan punya. Ishh teruk la macam ni...


Sorry, i hve to let go my restaurant city, lambat sangat nak naik level and duit pun ciput ciput jer naik. Tah sape lar yang ajak main ni dulu...can't believe it.

Main farm ville ni boleh hilang stress jugak. But if only boleh kaya macam dalam farm town and farm ville, dah lama boleh jadi petani berjaya. Tak payah susah susah berpanas terik, tapi still boleh kaya! yeah...dream on :P

Ripped Off

You see, nampak macam gempak jer and for sure rasa nak try. Uishhh...besar tu! kalah Big mac kan. Rasa nak masuk mulut skali ngap pun tak muat. But, this is what my hubby dapat for his buka puasa....
Aikk...kenapa tak sama dalam iklan tu? First bukak dah bengang dah.

Can you see the size? setakat tinggi wallet my hubby jer. Tipu betul.

See i told you, kecikkan. Pegang macam ni pun boleh and bukak jer mulut confirm muat!My god....apelah tipu gile dorang ni. Sampai hati betul. Kesian kat hubby kene tipu. Punah harapan dia....and terasa bersalah dekat hubby. He had to buka puasa alone yesterday since bini dia ni pi makan sedap sedap kat hotel with friends and yet my hubby makan sorang sorang kat tgh tgh kota raya and tertipu dengan iklan burger *ing ni!
This is more like it. Baik pi tukar iklan tu! haha...padan muke Burger *ing. Tak pasal pasal masuk blog ni. Burger kecik tu betul betul cekik darah. Do you know how much? 20 bucks ok! Ripped off betul.

Salam Ramadhan 2009

To all friends .....

Mulut Tempayan

Tak faham dengan orang yang suke kaypo-kaypo pasal orang lain...and then pegi citer dekat orang lain yang tak berkaitan. Benci! Mulut tak melambangkan peribadi langsung. No wonder kene tendang keluar from H*R. Orang macam ni tak boleh simpan rahsia. I wonder ape lagi dia cerita dekat staff lain. Dah tua tua pun tak tau jaga mulut. Bila lar nak sedar manusia macam ni!
Datang kerje just nak ambik tau hal orang then pegi sebarkan satu dunia. What the heck!

Rabun no more

Finally, i am no longer rabun. I got myself this....

Even though i wanted Coto so much...but what to do, they have to order for me and lama pulak tu. Yang ade cume Coto 4.0 and agak besar for me, dari jauh nampak spec jer lebih. For Coto 2.0 kene tunggu. But i can't wait any longer, mata ni macam nak terkeluar dah. From far, my friends senyum but i can't see and orang ingat kita sombong. Tak pasal pasal jer! But hey! i like my new Flawless! Wow, macam tak percaya that i bought something so expensive for myself. Why not kan? Dah penat penat kerje, bila lagi nak pamper diri sendirikan.

But kesian kat hubby, his oakley dah tak boleh repair. Dah dua kali patah, sebab pindah rumah punya pasal!

This product dah discontinued. Kesian dekat dia, but hey my dad gave him something like this.




Tak ingat specific name. But lens tak buat lagi till today. I must do something i guess, nak tunggu hubby buat sendiri...tak tau dia tunggu ape :) I haven't get him anything for our 2nd anniversary , so why not!